Saving Divorced Socks!
Hoarding, hiding, and divorcing socks: such are my dryer’s hobbies. (He likely hustles clients for a textile-marriage counselor—or is, perhaps, an instrument of the devil.) The other possibility, though sad, is more likely: I’m a sloppy housekeeper. On ‘laundry ‘days’ (hah— as though I have the discipline to demarcate a wash day) when struck by … Read more